I hope my love is enough for you to forgive me for calling CPS on you.
As if Mom knows how to change the Wi-Fi password.
I call B.S.
"Don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years."
- Mama Said Knock You Out
File Under: when a mom joke is the ultimate dad joke.
"I have a drinking problem. I can't seem to get any booze in my mouth." - that poor kid
There's an old saying:
"You can't really understand a mom's experience until you've walked a mile in her tired, aching feet."
Fun fact: "Sinko De Mayo" is the day Mexicans celebrate terrible puns.
Who knew the Tooth Fairy was so passive-aggressive?
It's like, "Keep the money and stay out of my room, you freak."
Plot twist: That mom totally died.
She's in serious condition.
(From laughing at her own joke too hard.)
The cat toy for your boy.
Girls are to smart too play with it.
Can I trade in my mom for Ryan's mom? She seems chill AF.
And the award for "Disciplinarian of the Year" goes to...
This hilarious mom!
When you ask your mom for a "cool bookmark" and she makes you a bookmark in her likeness. That's next level comedy right there.
1984: Your Mother's Edition.
"Big Mother is watching you."