Look, unless you spend 300 days out of the year in the woods, roaming around with bears, you should reconsider the bushy beard. Sure, it may suit you, I’ll give you that, but no woman wants to kiss a guy with a beard that holds half of the food you ate on the day. Also, we really don’t want to search for your lips every time we go in for a kiss.
First off, this is a health risk. I mean come on, do you want to jeopardize your chance of having babies for fashion? Even if you’re not into kids, you need to do away with this fashion trend. Especially if your legs look better in skinny jeans than the girl you’re dating. That’s just cruel.
Ah, a classic. Every guy knows this one’s bad. It has made every worst male fashion trends list. And yet, men are still trying to rock the socks and sandals combo. It’s like they want to repel us and, well, it’s working.
Unless you are a waiter, please stop wearing vests over T-shirts, buttoned up shirts or with nothing underneath. If we want to date a waiter, we would date a waiter. It’s not like it’s giving you extra coverage in winter or something. Burn them now.
Look, you’re not a millionaire. If you were, you would afford to hire a fashion stylist to slap you any time you try to wear a wallet chain. Just put it in your jean pocket and move on — nobody’s going in there.
I don’t want you to get confused with all of these no no’s, so I’ll make it easy for you. Fleece jackets have an age limit. When a guy’s age is in the double digits, fleece jackets should not be worn. So, unless you’re under the age of nine you really need to burn those fleece jackets.
Similar to the skinny jeans and shaving point, no woman wants a guy to have better eyebrows than her. More than that, you are a man. It’s OK for a man’s face to look unfinished and natural, we don’t need to see your eyebrows be overly groomed.
You have no camel toe. You’re not trying to pull the dress over pants trend. You’re not a five-year-old who has fallen into a puddle of water and had to wear his father’s T-shirt. So, stop wearing really long T-shirts.
Stop wearing cowboy hats unless you’re a real-life cowboy. Or a badass (you’re probably not). Or Clint Eastwood (you’re definitely not). Or you’ve just single-handedly rounded up wild cattle (your two cats don’t count). If not, leave the cowboy hat for Halloween.