The purpose of mosquitos? Making sure you have something to complain about in the summer.
It's also a silent scream when you're stuck watching golf.
If he can impregnate the Supreme Being, he truly is the world's greatest wizard.
Repainting your house will take 40 days and 40 nights.
They forgot "BLAH BLAH BLAH BEN & JERRY'S" and "BLAH BLAH BLAH MARATHON OF GILMORE GIRLS."
If your feces are smiling, you may want to see a doctor.
But if you're a winner, they'll pay you $6.50!
This is a good strategy...unless the zombies also get a boat.
You should probably keep an eye on your kids, unless you want to hear an all-kazoo version of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."
Don't worry, if you buy her flowers once a year, you're totally even.
Meanwhile, the AC in Hell is always broken.
Disagreeing with this sign? The Academy.
Trying to teach the difference between "there," "they're" and "their" is enough to drive anyone to drink.
I guess I don't need to see Lincoln now that they've spoiled the ending!
They must be really good at Where's Waldo?
But not nearly as much as Kanye loves Beyonce.
Q: What is the favorite ship of religious pirates?
Good question. Maybe they should ask the people at the Quality Inn.
Tequila's great at making you feel good about yourself...and then, eventually, really, really bad.
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