More of the Funniest Marquee Signs

Matt Manser | Funny

Published November 15, 2015

1. Having Purpose

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The purpose of mosquitos? Making sure you have something to complain about in the summer.

2. Silent Scream

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It's also a silent scream when you're stuck watching golf.

3. Harry Potter Did What?

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If he can impregnate the Supreme Being, he truly is the world's greatest wizard.

4. Lent

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Repainting your house will take 40 days and 40 nights.

5. Valentine's Day

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They forgot "BLAH BLAH BLAH BEN & JERRY'S" and "BLAH BLAH BLAH MARATHON OF GILMORE GIRLS."

6. A Something-Eating Grin

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If your feces are smiling, you may want to see a doctor.

7. Out of C's

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But if you're a winner, they'll pay you $6.50!

8. Making This Sign Took Brains

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This is a good strategy...unless the zombies also get a boat.

9. Parental Punishment

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You should probably keep an eye on your kids, unless you want to hear an all-kazoo version of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

10. Mother's Day

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Don't worry, if you buy her flowers once a year, you're totally even.

11. God Keeps It Cool

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Meanwhile, the AC in Hell is always broken.

12. Incepted

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Disagreeing with this sign? The Academy.

13. Back to School

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Trying to teach the difference between "there," "they're" and "their" is enough to drive anyone to drink.

14. A Night at the Theater

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I guess I don't need to see Lincoln now that they've spoiled the ending!

15. The Search for God

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They must be really good at Where's Waldo?

16. True Love

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But not nearly as much as Kanye loves Beyonce.

17. Buccaneer Church

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Q: What is the favorite ship of religious pirates?

A: Wor-SHIP!

18. Soy Milk

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Good question. Maybe they should ask the people at the Quality Inn.

19. Believe in Yourself

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Tequila's great at making you feel good about yourself...and then, eventually, really, really bad.

20. Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

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This Florida vet is known for their signs ”” see even more of them here!

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1. Having Purpose

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2. Silent Scream

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It's also a silent scream when you're stuck watching golf.

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I'd like to break my lease, please.

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More of the Funniest Marquee Signs

Matt Manser | Funny

Published November 15, 2015

1. Having Purpose

Media Source

The purpose of mosquitos? Making sure you have something to complain about in the summer.

2. Silent Scream

Media Source

It's also a silent scream when you're stuck watching golf.

3. Harry Potter Did What?

Media Source

If he can impregnate the Supreme Being, he truly is the world's greatest wizard.

4. Lent

Media Source

Repainting your house will take 40 days and 40 nights.

Load Comments

Read This Next

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Remember, codependency works both ways.

Read Now

These Are The Clear Signs Your Relationship Is Heading Toward A Breakup

You have two choices here — work at it or to let each other go.

Read Now

How To Know If The Guy You're Dating Is Crazy About You

L + M = LOVE 4 EVER

Read Now

More of the Funniest Marquee Signs

Matt Manser | Funny

Published November 15, 2015

1. Having Purpose

The purpose of mosquitos? Making sure you have something to complain about in the summer.

Media Source

2. Silent Scream

It's also a silent scream when you're stuck watching golf.

Media Source

3. Harry Potter Did What?

If he can impregnate the Supreme Being, he truly is the world's greatest wizard.

Media Source

4. Lent

Repainting your house will take 40 days and 40 nights.

Media Source

5. Valentine's Day

They forgot "BLAH BLAH BLAH BEN & JERRY'S" and "BLAH BLAH BLAH MARATHON OF GILMORE GIRLS."

Media Source

6. A Something-Eating Grin

If your feces are smiling, you may want to see a doctor.

Media Source

7. Out of C's

But if you're a winner, they'll pay you $6.50!

Media Source

8. Making This Sign Took Brains

This is a good strategy...unless the zombies also get a boat.

Media Source

9. Parental Punishment

You should probably keep an eye on your kids, unless you want to hear an all-kazoo version of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

Media Source

10. Mother's Day

Don't worry, if you buy her flowers once a year, you're totally even.

Media Source

11. God Keeps It Cool

Meanwhile, the AC in Hell is always broken.

Media Source

12. Incepted

Disagreeing with this sign? The Academy.

Media Source

13. Back to School

Trying to teach the difference between "there," "they're" and "their" is enough to drive anyone to drink.

Media Source

14. A Night at the Theater

I guess I don't need to see Lincoln now that they've spoiled the ending!

Media Source

15. The Search for God

They must be really good at Where's Waldo?

Media Source

16. True Love

But not nearly as much as Kanye loves Beyonce.

Media Source

17. Buccaneer Church

Q: What is the favorite ship of religious pirates?

A: Wor-SHIP!

Media Source

18. Soy Milk

Good question. Maybe they should ask the people at the Quality Inn.

Media Source

19. Believe in Yourself

Tequila's great at making you feel good about yourself...and then, eventually, really, really bad.

Media Source

20. Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

This Florida vet is known for their signs ”” see even more of them here!

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