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These businesses really know how to get your attention.
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Published November 15, 2015
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marquees funny signs signs stores

More of the Funniest Marquee Signs

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Published November 15, 2015
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1. Having Purpose

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The purpose of mosquitos? Making sure you have something to complain about in the summer.

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2. Silent Scream

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It's also a silent scream when you're stuck watching golf.

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3. Harry Potter Did What?

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If he can impregnate the Supreme Being, he truly is the world's greatest wizard.

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4. Lent

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Repainting your house will take 40 days and 40 nights.

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5. Valentine's Day

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They forgot "BLAH BLAH BLAH BEN & JERRY'S" and "BLAH BLAH BLAH MARATHON OF GILMORE GIRLS."

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6. A Something-Eating Grin

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If your feces are smiling, you may want to see a doctor.

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7. Out of C's

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But if you're a winner, they'll pay you $6.50!

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8. Making This Sign Took Brains

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This is a good strategy...unless the zombies also get a boat.

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9. Parental Punishment

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You should probably keep an eye on your kids, unless you want to hear an all-kazoo version of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

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10. Mother's Day

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Don't worry, if you buy her flowers once a year, you're totally even.

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11. God Keeps It Cool

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Meanwhile, the AC in Hell is always broken.

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12. Incepted

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Disagreeing with this sign? The Academy.

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13. Back to School

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Trying to teach the difference between "there," "they're" and "their" is enough to drive anyone to drink.

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14. A Night at the Theater

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I guess I don't need to see Lincoln now that they've spoiled the ending!

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15. The Search for God

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They must be really good at Where's Waldo?

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16. True Love

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But not nearly as much as Kanye loves Beyonce.

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17. Buccaneer Church

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Q: What is the favorite ship of religious pirates? 

A:  Wor-SHIP!

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18. Soy Milk

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Good question. Maybe they should ask the people at the Quality Inn.

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19. Believe in Yourself

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Tequila's great at making you feel good about yourself...and then, eventually, really, really bad.

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20. Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital

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This Florida vet is known for their signs ”” see even more of them here!

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