"Hey, girl. I've been with a lot of pillows before, but I just wanna say, you're the only one I've ever drooled on."
Godzilla tried to sit there first. But the girl just subtweeted, "Next time someone wants to sit on my subway rail, maybe they should ask me."
She is...The Most Hurtful Girl in the World.
I'm not gonna say a bad pun, I'm not gonna say a bad pun, I'm...
You know what they say? You know what they say? Hair today, scare tomorrow!
Damnit. I said a bad pun.
Also, no one says that. EVER.
Answer: Cool Ranch Doritos are the worst flavor of Doritos becau se Ranch dressing is the worst flavor of salad dressing ever created.
That has nothing to do with these Doritos from Japan. I don't know what flavor these are. I just really hate Ranch.
This is not a dog owner dressed as a dog walking their dog. Oh no. This is a dog owner dressed as a dog being walked by their dog!
I can see where you would be confused, though.
This is truly terrifying. That guy in the background is standing on top of the ladder without anyone spotting him!
The stuff of nightmares, man. I'm telling ya.
And from out of the cocoon comes a fully grown man, ready to take on the world.
At least I think that's how humans are made. Technically, I'm still a virgin.
This is the weirdest thing I have ever seen. I mean, eating with wooden sticks? That is cray cray!
Never mind the girls enjoying their meal as bald men. I mean, who wouldn't want to role play that? Focus on the "animal" behind them. I used quotes because...
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF ANIMAL IS IT?
It's got the ears of a dog but the nose of a cat? Is it a cat-dog? A dog-cat? A dat? A cog?
I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE.
This makes total sense. Nothing weird to see here. Please move along and go about your day.