In the states, we have dog walkers. In Germany, the dogs walk people. Just kidding. That's just a wacky hat!
Fun fact: BMW stands for "Beertap Motor Works."
German rappers, man. They spit hot fire.
Hey Germany, would it kill ya to mix it up a little? Just Playboy? I thought you guys were into weird stuff. STEP. IT. UP.
Lederhosen for dogs.
Hey, Pulitzer! Where's my prize?
Griebenschmalz is German for "spreadable pig fat."
Which begs the question: how do you say "yummy" in German?
"Hallo, my name is Dietrich the Nihilist. Velcome to my crib."
For most of the world, this is a ridiculous amount of beer. In Germany, it's just breakfast.
In 2009, there was a Barbie modeled after German Chancellor Angela Merkel, to celebrate the doll's 50th birthday. Random!
It is illegal to flick people off in Germany. If someone sees you flipping the bird in traffic, they can take down your license plate number and report you to the authorities.
A burger and fries and a beer to wash it down? That's more American than America. Nice work, Germany.
Zungenwurst, also known as "blood tongue," is a German head cheese made from pig’s blood, tongue, fat and sometimes oatmeal or breadcrumbs. Not gonna lie, it's actually pretty good.
Who says Germans don't have a sense of humor? Not me!
This is the original BMW.
Bovine Motor Works.
Sorry, not sorry!
Fun fact: If you drink that entire backpack, it will feel like you're time traveling!