"You smell like whiskey and sadness!"
"I don't care what list you put us on, just free us!"
"This is worse than when we had colic!"
"You're paying for our therapy, Mom!"
"I saw it move! Oh god, I saw it move!"
"It's not worth getting a pony! It's not worth getting a pony!"
"Why are you all laughing? You think this is funny? You're all monsters! MONSTERS, I SAY!"
"I thought you loved me, Dad! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"
"I MUST... BLOCK... OUT... HIS... EVIL... VOICE..."
"But, but we're twins! We're supposed to be the creepy ones!"
This is worse than the time we accidentally watched Watership Down!
"Mom, why are you letting this happen? Did I do something wrong?"
"I don't want your stupid presents, I just want to feel safe again!"
"Mom, call the cops! This guy is evil incarnate!"