Gene Simmons' tongue has been a lot of places. Somewhere it's probably never been before this? A classroom.
They may have captured international bad boy, Longhair Tough Guy, but they couldn't keep him caught. Only a woman's heart can do that.
Sometimes you can literally not wait a second longer for a bubbly beverage. Because you can't spell beverage without "rage".
It's hard not to get star struck when a force that big pulls in front of you. You just have to shake it off.
Whether you're on or off the field, you should always keep your business in shape. Get it? Your business? I'm talking about pubes.
My mother always told me that only juveniles find poop jokes funny. Today I found out that I'm a 30-year old juvenile.
If you want to make a change you have to start with the man in the mirror. Or the man on the informational poster. Whateves.
This hurts so bad it's almost funny. Almost.
You never know who's watching you. Especially if you've just left a Walmart.
The hottest runway fashion and public transportation have one thing in common: amazing fabric choices. And drug abuse.
It's so hard being the #1 pussy model in the country. I meow and they come running. I don't and they boo me. Pussy model so sad.
I wonder if these guys have to go everywhere together? Maybe at first they hated each other, but through a series of hilarious events they became best friends? One can only dream...
One does not simply name their trailer "Inferno" and not expect it to be set on fire. Or maybe that's a total normal thing and this guy just had shitty luck.
It's that age old story of Daddy going out for some sugar, but meeting Honey. And he never looked back.
It's almost as if they wanted this to happen. Nah. There's no way advertisers have a sense of humor.