Ever been out and about and realized you just really needed a keyboard? No? Well, these are pretty grade-A shoes anyway.
But does this shoe solve the great Simpons shoe debate?
These shoes will have you whistling "Zelda's Lullaby" all the way home.
May the force be with you, but if it can't, then may these shoes be with you.
You'll be all set to step on some Goombas in these kicks.
Triforce means they're three times as awesome.
This one goes out to all you Wordpress fans out there. Are you hardcore enough to put Wordpress on your Converse?
Why should you never take a shower with Pokemon? They'll Pikachu.
We're not entirely sure how functional these are, but at least you can play GameBoy.
These shoes are mega cool, man.
Now all you need is C3PO to match.
Talk about killer heels. You probably wouldn't want to fight your lightsaber duels in these, but we'd like to wear them everywhere else.
These shoes were made for walking. And avenging.
Don't blink! You'll waste precious seconds not seeing these shoes.
The mass effect of these shoes is that you'll probably want them. In your closet. Now.