1. One Big Box
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The mommy-to-be: "Jackpot!"
The cat: "JACKPOT!"
2. Inside the Box? Another Box!
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If there's one thing that babies love more than pooping, it's cardboard boxes. Just kidding. There's nothing babies love more than pooping.
3. Time to Crack it Open
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Wait, why isn't there a baby inside? And why is my Mom telling me that it's time we have a "very long overdue talk?"
4. Sleeping Bag
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It's cool that the colors are gender neutral, but what if she doesn't give birth to a monkey?
5. Warm Clothes
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Either they're expecting the baby to grow into them, or this woman is pregnant with a kindergartner.
6. Knick Knacks
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Hats, socks, toys, hygiene products, and more! All in white, because babies are known for not making messes.
7. Clothes and a Mattress
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The bottom of the box doubles as a mattress!
Then after the baby outgrows it, the box itself TRIPLES as Christmas ornament storage and a dust collector.
8. BONUS: One Happy Kitty
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It's a scientific fact that cats and boxes go together like babies and "awwwwww!"