"Must lose 10 lbs by Coachella. Must lose 10 lbs by Coachella."
"First one to cross the finish line gets their driver's license back!"
"Honestly, I'm just here for the chicks."
5 minutes on the bike. 85 minutes figuring out how to turn it on.
So... um... what's your excuse again?
Steeplechase is a 3000 meter run that includes 28 hurdles and 7 water jumps. How lame do you feel right now?
"A little help, please? I've been stuck like this for 11 years."
Exercise keeps you young. Just ask the gentleman with the red shades on. He's 96 and looks great.
My idea of exercise is blotting down a slice of pizza with a napkin, so this awesome lady can definitely beat me up.
I don't know what's more impressive at that age. Being so ripped or knowing how to take selfie.
Don't get me wrong, you look great. But get a room, you two!
It's important to stretch before you steal your grandson's girl.
Hip replacement. Shmip replacement.
I would not want to mess with this bruiser. He looks like he fights bears and catches fish with his bare hands.
Bingo's for wimps.