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adulthood struggles fails wins

I Can't Adult Today

Adulting is hard.
Alexa Polivka | Lifestyle
Published July 14, 2016
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adulthood struggles fails wins

I Can't Adult Today

Adulting is hard.
Alexa Polivka | Lifestyle
Published July 14, 2016
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If you're doing these things after college, STOP.
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1. Can't Wake Up

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Waking up is stupid. I'll do it tomorrow.

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2. Can't Coffee

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Yeah, you done messed up, but for one quick second you think, "What if it's delicious?"

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3. Can't Healthy Breakfast

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This isn't prison. You can eat whatever you want for breakfast. Don't choose oatmeal.

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4. Can't Meal Prep

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You own Tupperware. That's enough adulting for one day.

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5. Can't Shower

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Sure, showers feel great, but you know what would make them feel better? If you didn't exclusively use them as the place you get ready for work.

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6. Can't Get Dressed

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New adult rule: All outfits should be as comfortable as pajamas.

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7. Can't Commute

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I'm in a place I don't want to be while it takes me to another place I don't want to be so I can go do things I don't want to do. At least let me do one thing I love along the way.

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8. Can't Work

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How long can I do this until they notice I'm gone? Hopefully they won't notice if it's all day, because that's how long I want to be here.

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9. No, Seriously. Cannot. Work.

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So what if everybody catches me napping? They're just jealous that they're not doing the same.

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10. Can't Lunch

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Warming noodles in a pot totally counts as cooking. You heated something and it wasn't in the microwave.

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11. Can't Meeting

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If all boardroom tables doubled as ping pong tables, people would probably like meetings a lot more. Actually, no they wouldn't. Meetings suck, but at least you could play ping pong after.

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12. Send Me Home

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I'm done with today.

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13. Can't Grocery Shop

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It totally counts as a well-balanced meal if you eat two different types of desserts.

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14. Can't Laundry

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The laundry gods have spoken. "Turn your underwear inside out," they said.

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15. Can't Relax With Wine

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If it makes you feel better, you can sniff it and then talk about it like it is wine. "Smoky aroma with a hint of marinara," you say, swirling your glass.

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16. Can't Dinner

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You already cooked for lunch. Give yourself a break for dinner.

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17. Can't Bed

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It's going to be hard to fall asleep when all you keep doing is shouting, "RACE CAR!"

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18. I Tried

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I got out of bed and that's all that counts.

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