I don't mean to pass the blame here, but I'm 100% passing the blame here. This is her husband, meaning she's known him for quite a while. This means she should know the type of guy he is, and how he's the type of husband that needs everything spelled out for him. If you didn't want this to happen, you shouldn't have left a loophole open, cause he was for sure gonna jump through it like a show pony.
It might feel nice if your husband is willing to come with you to the gynecologist. However, it probably doesn't feel that great when they see this and ask the doctor if he's a Texas Longhorn. The support is appreciated, but from now on, unneeded.
This is a great gag, to be sure. But the best part of it is the specification for an extra empty box. Like, are they going to remove pieces of the box itself to further emphasize the nothingness within?
Usually when a girlfriend makes her partner sleep on the couch it's because she's upset with him. If this woman did it to her boyfriend, it would be for her own well-being. 20 years is a lot of life to be taken away.
"I mean, yeah I could have waited for you to get out of the shower. And I guess I could have taken the time to remove this hockey mask and put down the meat tenderizer. But you know when I crave Cheetos I need them now."
"How was I supposed to know this was lip balm? I thought that stuff just came in Chapstick-shaped tubes. Sorry for the confusion, but you can't have it back now. Aristotle has already formed a maternal bond to it."
He was told to bring something to the potluck. This is what he arrived with. Once again, you need to understand the person you're with and the proper way to give them instructions. Otherwise, you'll wind up with this level of a hilarious food fail.
They say it's the thought that counts. I feel like you should only be given partial credit for the thought when you can't capitalize on the action. I thought about doing many nice things, but until I'm able to do them, I shouldn't be given a pat on the back.
These boyfriends and husbands are all so embarrassing, but you can't help but love them. Mainly because you're afraid of what would happen if they were left to their own devices for too long. Who knows what mayhem they would cause.