Dogs get so proud of themselves for things they shouldn't be proud of, like getting stuck up a pole or rolling in something smelly or eating their own poop. Then, instead of scolding them for their poor choices like you should, you get caught up in their enthusiasm. Look at this dog. He's happy to be there and you're happy for him and neither of those things should be true.
Unlike the dog, the ram is disappointed in all the life choices he made that brought him to this point. If rams could sigh, he'd be sighing. Also, Google has no definitive answer on whether or not rams can sigh, so you're welcome for all the time I just saved you.
Why was he riding towards the Porta-Potty in the first place? What made him crash? Why are Porta-Potty teal and safety cone orange such great colors together? Should I paint my living room those colors?
If you're afraid of flying, there are people who always tell you that it's the safest mode of transportation and it's almost impossible for plane crashes to happen because they're so highly regulated and blah blah blah. Throwing 9/11 in their faces is one step too far, so just show them this photo instead.
When kids grow up wanting to be firefighters, they dream of saving the lives of others. While they think they will be saving them from fires, the truth is they often end up fighting the most dangerous element of all — human stupidity.
When a grown man gets caught in playground equipment, you want to laugh. When a horse is stuck in a fence, you want to cry. You can try to explain that away any way you want, but the truth is that you're a terrible person.
"This isn't a crazy accident," you're thinking to yourself. "The bunny simply crawled into that toilet paper tube. End of story." Wrong. The bunny on the outside lured him into an elaborate trap so he could take the other bunny hostage and he's now displaying his dominance.