Who says that romance is dead?
... Anyone who's ever been on the receiving end of a text message like this, that's who.
"I had to take out my dick, put my phone in camera mode, change it to video mode, press record and then send the file to you! LOL what a completely unconnected series of events!"
It's alive! But it's not Frankenstein. It's Frankenstein's Monster's text messages.
But I'm a creepy guy messaging you! Aren't you obligated to answer?!
Hold on... Is there a Mrs. Just So You Know?!?!
He'd been working on that opener for months. Still, he should've workshopped it more.
People probably said "WTF?" to Picasso's art too. Especially when he made it unsolicited on a Friday night.
It's cool to like what you like. It's not so cool to lead in with your specific likes if the person is a total stranger. And look both ways when you cross the street. These are the certainties of life.
Calling her "Babe" didn't grab her attention. Time to bring out the BIG GUNS!
"Why are you ignoring me? Here, let me say awful things to prove that your first instinct was right."
Yeah, SHE'S the annoying one. Not you. Up is down!
If your guy goes to a family reunion and thinks, "This would be a great date spot!" then run away. Run far away.
One syllable responses are MORE than generous. Time to block!
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!
If at first you don't seem crazy, try, try again!
Why do some guys immediately dig themselves into holes? That's the billion dollar question.
There are so many other things that you can spend $200 on. Things that don't creep out other people.
If only you were ONE day sooner. That's the only thing holding you back and not the fact that you're a guy with a 48 percent match on a dating site who's making weird propositions.
I love that the response is "Why." Not "Why?"
It's not even a question anymore. Just WHY!
Justin knows what he wants and he's not going to waste his time on people who ask ridiculous questions like, "What?"
I have so many questions:
- What's a yucky girl?
- Why is he so impatient for yucky girls?
- Actually that about covers it.