On the left: A magnificent mermaid!
On the right: Ariel's a teenager and that's an awkward time for everyone, okay?!
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32"? Oops, we thought you meant 32'.
Every girl deserves to feel like a princess on their wedding day. Someone needs to tell online retailers that "shriveled up cupcake" does not equal "princess."
Remember Sully, the beloved blue monster in Monsters Inc.? Meet his stunt double. Pixar takes the safety of their lead actors very seriously, okay?!
She's ready for a night at the club! The ripped apart tablecloth club. It's very exclusive.
She wanted something sexy and sheer. What she got was sheer confusion. Thanks, internet!
Here comes the bride...straight to the post office to ship back this atrocity.
Hopefully "Shady Business Practices R Us" has a good return policy.
"The fabric TOTALLY blends in." - Liars who took your money.
You mean you wanted a peacoat that doesn't look like it's choking you? Huh, weird.
Now with 500 percent more Pepto Bismol! Prom truly is the most magical day of a teenager's life.