Being the third wheel is hard, goddamn work. So hard that Imgur user earthyhillgivens decided to chronicle his job as the proverbial third wheel, a job he held for three years.
THREE. EFFING. YEARS.
Genius? Idiot? You be the judge.
Two's company, three's a crowd.
Unless there's an actual three-way. Which looks like is about to happen...never.
You know how when you're young and horny and in love, sometimes you just have to park somewhere discreet and get busy in the backseat?
Yeah, he's right there with you...staring.
Being the third wheel is just like going on an indoor roller coaster:
Both suck and are a complete waste of time.
"I see happy people."
"Everything will be okay if they buy me a Ninjago set. I promise I won't cry if they buy me just one. Promise."
You see that awesome threesome in the Coke ad?
Yeah, they don't want him around either.
Hmmm, the couple isn't walking hand in hand. Maybe there are relationship problems? Maybe there's trouble in paradise?
Oh, my god! Now they're not even walking next to each other! This is it. This is whe re the couple breaks up. Finally...third wheel no more!
There's a lesson to be learned here, and it's this:
Once a third wheel, always a third wheel.
Also, this song is a jam.