A little while back, Groupon debuted a new product on their site: The Banana Bunker. This nifty plastic case solves the age-old problem of one's fruit getting bruised or crushed from too much rattling around in your lunch box.
Unfortunately for lovers of unblemished bananas everywhere, the internet quickly took notice of this listing and, well, had itself a giggle-fest. People flooded Groupon's Facebook page with sarcastic questions about the Banana Bunker, which Groupon, to their credit, answered as earnestly as possible.
You know, Groupon's really going the extra mile here. Not only are they entertaining users all day with this Banana Bunker nonsense, but they also give us bonus recipes and life hacks! Now if only they could do something about the dicey internet history we've accumulated while researching this product...
Listen, we've all had fun here, but let's not forget the fact that more research is crucial if we want to end the plight of infected bananas forever. Please, write your congressperson and demand they siphon funding out of the federal budget for this pressing issue.
Eventually, after every possible joke was made, the comments dwindled from a strong, steady stream down to a light trickle. Eventually, this whole exchange would be flushed to the bottom of their Facebook timeline entirely.