You know fire season is at it's all time high when farting becomes an issue. How fun was this guy's job today? Only in Canada can they joke about things like this. In America the person would probably be fired and put on trial for scaring people about farting causing post traumatic stress.
Thank you sign, thank you for warning me. I've been sitting here looking at the sign and noticed that the edges are actually rounded so it seems like it wouldn't be sharp... I just want to touch it!!!!!!!! *Goes off Bridge* Maybe the other part of the sign should stand out more.
Thanks asshat, I hope you are enjoying your job today; I'm probably going to lose mine for showing up late again. Not sure why you think that is funny but if I ever see you I'm going to make you pay for laughing at me.