Finally. A combination you'll never forget.
He's wearing camo to disguise himself (from being a total dork).
Warning: This movie leaves a mark.
Here's some cool sports lingo. Sitting on the bench is called riding the PENIS! I mean, PINE. RIDING THE PINE. LOL.
A storm so major they named it twice. STORM STORM!
Oh, come ON! You don't give this person a ticket. You pay for their McFlurry! This is why some people don't like cops.
Who's on first? Gross!
Who's on Second? Butz!
Oh, grow up.
File under: when it's 2016 but your doppleganger is from the 1600s.
Solid advice from a licensed fartialogist. (That's fancy talk for fart doctor.)
"I've earned their trust." Tips shades.
When your mom is shaking out a table cloth and the table cloth is THE DEVIL IN DISGUISE.
Flags are flying half mast on Sesame Street.
And this little piggy has an identity crisis!
"We were going to expel you... but we decided to elect you class president."
Somebody call Shark Tank. We have a genius invention on our hands!