What kind of monster would do such a thing? Never double dip, ESPECIALLY with wet utensils in dry ingredients!
Bananas are the best and worst all at the same time. They're the perfect snack, but can also turn into a hot ball of crap in a matter of hours.
If this person is already eating out of Tupperware, that means washing dishes isn't their strong suit. That spoon is for sure getting licked clean.
When these sorts of things happen to you in life, you start taking them as subtle hints. Maybe you shouldn't get dressed and be a human today.
What, like you're supposed to dig your greasy fingers inside a cup and pull your straw out? Yeah right, have you ever even had old whipped cream on your hands? No thanks.
Does no one want you to have nice things?! Why is life so cruel?
"You should try to eat more healthy," they said. "What's the worst that could happen?" they said.
Wanna see someone go from normal to rage-filled demon? Witness this happen to them.
Thanks, milk carton. You just gave me another reason to give up.
These are the kinds of things that end marriages. Or just, like, make you really annoyed.
This is hard enough, life. I don't need another reason to want to eat a cheeseburger.
If this crap keeps happening to us nice, normal people, someone's gonna go crazy. And that someone will probably be me.
That feeling when your insides explode. And it's all over frosting on a Pop-Tart.
Bubble gum is supposed to bring joy and happiness into people's lives. This brings neither of those things.
People eat sweets to escape from the cruel reality of their world. This kind of trickery does not help that!