This baby typifies the "Oh Dear Me" emoji.

NOTE: I don't know the official names of emojis, so I'm making them up. I could research the actual emoji names, but then I'd have to beat myself with a rusty crowbar.

In emoji form, it means "you're getting some tonight." In human form, it means "I failed the Kylie Jenner lip challenge."

She HATES it when Peeta overdoes it on Taco Tuesday.

Justin Timberlake is an emoji-faced genius. In this pic, he just dropped a lyrical bomb on Jess B. It took him twenty minutes to write, but he's acting like it just came to him on the spot.

JT sends this one to JC Chasez at least once a year.

There is only one person who has truly mastered this look.

Kristen LOVES The Smiths. They totally get how deep she is, and what it means to be an artist in pain.

Thankfully, this man is only recreating the situation, and has not actually been attacked with mustard gas.

Nobody nails the "I Didn't Mean to Send You a Picture of My Poo" emoji like Mrs. John Legend.

In this situation, the juice box is undeserved respect.

And those 207 days can't go fast enough for her.

Aww, this baby just farted, but because you're hundreds of miles away, you can't smell it. Technology is truly wonderful.

Fun fact: The 44th president LOVES bath salts.

Miley used this emoji a lot after twerking on Beetlejuice.

For this guy, this year'sChristmas dinner is going to be real awkward.