Sorry to break it to you, but if you're a human, you're going to poop. It's just part of the deal. Kind of like how eventually if you walk into a store and the greeter says "Hello!" you're going to accidentally respond, "Good, how are you?" In other words, there's no avoiding it, no matter how dignified you think you are.
But there's a lot about poop that people can get very, very wrong. Luckily, Guff is here to set the record straight. Here are eight common misconceptions about going number two.