This is how you lick peanut butter and kiss peanut butter for being so wonderful at the same time.
The roof of your mouth never tasted so good.
Dude, you're going to have to stick your tongue out further than that!
"What keeps hitting me in the face?! Ooh, more peanut butter! Seriously, stop slapping me!"
So close, and yet, so cute.
That's one way to get your dog to lick your face. The other way is to MERELY EXIST. They will lick your face for nothing.
"I'm color blind, but I can swear that's...""PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sometimes you have to put on a nice jacket and scarf down a peanut butter sandwich.
There's some strategy involved here. We call it the "lift and swoop." It takes a lot of skill and patience.
And even then, sometimes it doesn't go your way. Ah well.
"It's so sticky and it's making my mouth feel weird and I don't like it. Gimme more."
"Oh hi. Not much. Just hanging out. Oh this? ...Want some?"
What is this sweet, sticky elixir of joy? Can I kiss it forever?
"Don't mess with me man. Don't bring that near me if you're going to take it away again. I can't take the teasing!"
In his dream, he's running through peanut butter fields, jumping into peanut butter lakes, and opening his mouth to the skies when the peanut butter clouds release peanut butter raindrops.
"I got it all, right? I'm good, right? Did I miss a spot or anything?"
Listen, Max, we're sitting you down today because we love you. We're here to help. But we have to hear you acknowledge that you have a problem.
What's this shiny metal thing? Where'd the peanut butter go? Life's a real mystery.
"I can touch my tongue to the top of my nose. Look--WHAT IS THAT MARVELOUS TASTE!?"
After this they're going carrot crazy! Then banana bonkers! Then they'll probably fall asleep in a pile in the living room.