People of the world: Meet Techno Grandpa, your new obsession. With so much awesomeness packed into 1 minute and 21 seconds of video, it's almost overwhelming...so here's a breakdown of why you'll be watching this on a daily basis - probably for the rest of your life.
*You, mere mortal, will never be Techno Grandpa, but you can try. Everyone who lays eyes upon this video will get up and try following along with Techno Grandpa at least once. That's a fact. Look it up.
* Techno Grandpa's rad collection of doilies and knick-knacks. Every time you watch, you'll discover an awesome figurine you hadn't noticed before.
* Techno Grandpa has his priorities straight. Notice how he doesn't even glance at the two kids in the room. That's because he couldn't care less if they're watching or setting themselves on fire. Not when there's dancing to be done.
* That thing he does at the 00:58 second mark. Ladies...contain yourselves.