Some people use Kik to just talk to people without any desire to hook up.
Some people have a hard time believing that.
Doctor... Banker... He knows about all the important things. Is there a Mrs. Weekend Jerk?!?!
I was going to be offended, but then he asked me to please not be. It's that easy, men!
"If I were your man I'd make you so happy. But since I'm not, I'll settle for making you so uncomfortable."
No way did he actually laugh out loud when he typed that. But if he did, that's even creepier.
He needs to quit while he's ahead. Sorry, did I say "ahead"? I meant "horribly, horribly behind." I'm always getting those two mixed up.
This is where we are as a society: Proposing adultery with the help of emojis.
I checked the dictionary and, yep, it checks out:
Someone who totally ignores some random dude who she owes nothing to.
Times when it's ok to call a woman a slut:
- What the f***, dude? Never.
- You're not making yourself look better in this situation. Also, never.
Sorry honey, but this guy on the internet said that my choice was wrong. And we all know that legally, that's grounds for an automatic annulment.
"I'm real and you're my human wife. Now let's go out for human dinner and talk about human hobbies and favorite human movies and I am definitely not an alien btw whaaaat?"
Some couples are open to threesomes and that's fine if that's your thing.
But some guy messaging only the girl about it out of the blue...is not so fine.
Again with the adulterous emojis?! It almost makes me miss a good, old fashioned dick pic (no it doesn't).
As if having a guy come on to your wife or girlfriend isn't bad enough, sometimes the guy will come after you. It accomplishes nothing, but hey, if that's what they already do best...