Are we supposed to be wondering what kind of halloween costume this is? Or maybe we're looking at the after-party of a high school football game, and those are the uniforms? That cup is pretty blurry. Maybe we're looking at that.
Oh, wait. We thought we wanted to see it, but we actually don't. Please tell us this is just a Halloween prank. This looks like the start of a horror movie. It, anyone? You'll float too.
What happened after this picture was done being taken? It probably involved a lot of running and screaming for their lives. Cool.
The scariest part about this picture is really how those two shades of red don't really match with each other.
Could this picture be a definitive way to stop the debate between Microsoft and Apple products?
No, not really. It just adds more fuel to the fire. Look how cool the Microsoft logo looks, after all. It was so cool that they had to cover up Apple's tiny little apple with the biggest font they could find.
But apparently the CEO of Microsoft likes to present on his Apple computer. Go figure. Did Steve Jobs prefer Microsoft? We may never know. But we could probably guess that the answer is no.
Here we have it, folks, the official reason to drink Pepsi. Not only do you get that delicious, classic flavor, but you can avoid encounters with actual aliens. Or, they might be actual aliens. We don't know. The person who took this photo was never seen again.
Also, that's probably Slenderman hanging out in the background there. There's just a whole menagerie of terribleness in this photo that we'd rather avoid. So next time you need a drink, don't get a Coke. Sorry, Coke.
Just a bunch of dudes throwing a friend in the water...and another dude with bikini top tan lines? WTF?!? Maybe this is a topless beach. Or maybe he just has a really different idea of swim suit fashion than we do.
We don't know what exactly is going on in the background there... But we are pretty sure there's a mental hospital nearby. She should probably think again before using this for her Tinder profile. Or maybe this is actually the Tinder profile for the girl in the back.
We're talking about the fact that we're not really in love with SJP's outfit here, right? And we're usually head over heels for her sense of style? Oh, wait, we see it. That table and that lamp really don't match styles with one another. Can we get an interior decorator in here, stat?
Hey, Mindy. I really like your dress. It looks great on you. Maybe we can hang out sometime? Like get dinner, or see a movie, maybe? Somewhere were I don't have to hang around outside because I didn't get an invite. That would be nice. Somewhere indoors.
Congratulations on graduating from high school. This is the beginning of your future. Maybe people will start noticing you for who you are. The first step is for people to start noticing you. Then maybe you'll start getting the invites to all those parties. But the first step is for people to be able to see you.