"One morning as I walked into the office, bedraggled and bleary-eyed, my colleague stopped me to admire my top. 'Gorgeous!' she said. 'I love those cute buttons at the back.' There were no cute buttons - just a line of Cheerios that had somehow ended up stuck to my top in the breakfast madness."
"Last night my littlest one slept for 7 hours straight for only the second time in 5 months. His norm is 90 minute intervals. Around 3am I woke up in a slight panic thinking him dead, and my crazy brain decided that if he was dead I could deal with it better after a good nights rest, so I rolled over and went back to sleep."
"Though I've had a baby, I still hold on to my longtime beauty routine of applying cold cream at night. One morning, after a particularly exhausting night, I rushed out the door for an early office meeting. When I arrived, I noticed some coworkers staring at me. It wasn't until my boss called me "Casper" that I realized what I'd done. A quick look in a mirror revealed the obvious: I had forgotten to wash my face!"