No one's gonna wonder how much you spend on wine when it comes out of a fancy decanter. Find a cheap one on Amazon.
Don't throw out your old coffee table or nightstand... Put marble contact paper on it instead! This fancy-ass look will set you back, like, $20. Get it and be fancy.
Having gold pieces around your room is super in right now. The cost? About $8.
You know who has monogrammed towels? Fancy people. And they're not even that expensive!
Anyone can wear perfume, but only fancy people can put their perfume on with one of these guys. Or just anyone who has $12.99.
What better way is there to feel fancy than wiping your butt with money. Okay, it's fake money, technically, but I'm sure it feels better than the actual thing.
You can get cute knobs for, like, 50¢ at a vintage shop. They'll fancy up any room they're in and will make you feel like some adorable fairy who lives in the forest.
You know you're an adult when you buy your first diffuser. No more candles and incense for you; you're a fancy lad now.
Look, not everyone can afford a brand new couch every seven years, but you know what most of us can afford? Fricking throw pillows. They can change the entire look of a couch for under $100.
When all else fails and s**t's going wrong in your life, get yourself a GD fake gold brick. Life's too short to not have a fake gold brick.