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Before: Mike Wazowski.
After: Mike WOWWWWzowzki.
They say that hard work pays off but I beg to differ. Hard work on your lashes doesn't pay off if it's allergy season.
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It may be a Snapchat filter, but that doesn't mean it isn't the truth. I thought showers were supposed to make you clean, not turn you into a raccoon.
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Symmetry? What's symmetry? Please tell me about this mythical creature.
I want caffeine in the morning AND I want perfect lips. Maybe someday I can have it all, but today is not the day.
Maybe you call them hair ties. Maybe you call them ponytail holders. You know what your wrists call them? "Uh oh."
For the record, the picture on the right is still really, really cool! It's like wanting a whole cake and getting a delicious cupcake instead. Not quite as grand, but still nice.
Curling iron: 52,850,431,242
And yet, you must keep trying.
You almost had it! But "almosts" never made us feel fabulous.
Your hair is a moth, and your lip gloss is a lightbulb. It's just nature being nature.