Hey everybody. I'm a Disney lawyer. These are behind-the-scenes photos of Disneyland. Don't look at these.
This is what the Jungle Cruise hippo looks like when the water is drained. Please don't look at this.
This is boat storage for the Jungle Cruise. Guests aren't supposed to know this exists.
This is the control panel for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. Respect Walt's wishes and avert your gaze.
This animatronic goat is being repaired. Close your eyes, please.
I'm politely requesting that you don't look at this picture of the Jungle Cruise track. People aren't supposed to know there is a track.
No one can know where we store our monorails. You seeing this is my nightmare.
This is where our cast members get their costumes. Wait, I've said too much.
This is what some of the Pirates of the Caribbean pirates look like from behind. They don't have legs and I hate that you know this.
This is Space Mountain with the lights on. Are you happy now?
This is what one of the Pirates of the Caribbean pirates look like without skin. I'm going to get in so much trouble now that this picture is out there.
This is a picture of Walt Disney's apartment in Disneyland. He would hate that you've seen this.
This is the sink, toaster and panini press from Walt Disney's apartment. I am not a good lawyer.
This is what it looks like behind the Small World ride. My career is over.
This is a picture from the top of the Matterhorn that you are looking at. This is the worst moment of my life.