Michelle Ranken

Michelle Ranken is a Seattle-based writer who has written for various Seattle publications. Originally she wanted to be a lawyer but realized that would have been a horrible decision so she became a starving artist instead. She's also weirdly obsessed with German Shepherds.

Posts by Michelle Ranken
The Guy Who Wrote Donald Trump's Memoir Predicts The President Is About To Resign, And Here's Why

Tony Schwartz is coming out with a whole bunch of dirt on Trump.

This Restaurant Owner Epically Dropped The Mic On A Rude Customer's Review

You don’t want to mess with this Irish restaurateur.

NASA Needs Help Protecting Earth From Aliens, And Everyone Is Applying

Get your resume ready.

This Is Why You Should Wait To Get Married

Read this if you’re a young person thinking about getting engaged.

This Dinosaur Is So Well Preserved You Can Basically See Its Skin

Check out this awesome fossilized skeleton that scientists dug up recently!

15 Habits You Had In College That You Should Ditch In The Real World

Old habits die hard.

15 Real Ways Going To The Beach Can Improve Your Mindset

As if you needed another reason to go to the beach....

This Disgusting Column Proves That Misogyny Is Still A Thing

In case you don’t think that misogyny still exists, read this.

15 Rare Photos That You Will Never See In History Books

Calling all history nerds!

Trump Said He Was Banning Transgender Service Members And The Military Immediately Clapped Back

The latest controversy via the Trump administration.

Alcohol Can Actually Help Improve Your Memory, Science Says

Good news for all you college students out there!

This Guy Is Savagely Roasting PETA On Twitter And Explaining Why You Should Never Give Them Money

This famous YouTuber is calling out PETA for their unethical practices.

You Probably Shouldn't Do These Things Until You're At Least 25

Warning: This list is going to be chock-full of unpopular opinions.

You Probably Have Thalassophobia And Don't Even Know It

The ocean is a pretty scary place!

Here's What A Regular Mole Should Look Like, According To A Skin Specialist

Here’s what you should know about those confusing skin spots!