Not a tech person? You will be with one of these.
What a girl wants, what a girl needs. (A girl gets.)
You need a nifty product? We got you covered.
It's time to grow up...right?
You totally deserve it.
What? *adds to cart*
We challenge you to look at this list and say you've seen it all before.
Because if you get him another tie, he's going to disown you.
She birthed you and fed you, so you could at least give her something nice.
And no, none of these are flower crowns.
A list for you to look at and say "seen it," "seen it," but then send them all to your friends anyway.
You'll think they're a joke but you'll actually want these things...
This bad boy just might make you wanna bring your lunch to work...for once.
Sure, you've got some diapers and a crib. But do you have this?
Your life is complicated. Make it more simple with these.