Slow motion is the best. THE. BEST.
Sometimes dads are geniuses.
And we win all of them, don't we?
"Zomething different" is now "zomething nostalgic."
If you're more worried about the name than the food, chances are your food truck will suck.
Mass transit in New York during the '80s wasn't for the meek.
Acne hurts on so many levels.
In a spider frost, no one can hear you scream.
Salad dressing has WHAT in it?
It's way worse than just calling them "Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater."
Fathers are the worst...and that makes them the best.
Walking...it's not as easy as you think.
Being a third wheel for three years takes a lot of bravery...bravery and sadness.
Salad is a lot more complicated than you thought. (Yes, it is!)
When other people do things all wrong, it feels oh so right.