Kirk Pynchon
Managing Editor

As well as Managing Editor, Kirk is a writer living in Los Angeles. He is a playwright whose work has been produced in LA and Chicago. And if you Google "annoying foodie," a photo of Kirk will be the first image you see.

Posts by Kirk Pynchon
These Are The Imaginary Arguments We All Have In The Shower

And we win all of them, don't we?

Zima Is Making A Comeback And It Is Exactly What The World Needs

"Zomething different" is now "zomething nostalgic."

These Food Trucks Are Too Clever For Their Own Good

If you're more worried about the name than the food, chances are your food truck will suck.

You Won't Believe What New York City Subways Looked Like In The '80s

Mass transit in New York during the '80s wasn't for the meek.

Things Only People With Bad Acne Will Understand

Acne hurts on so many levels.

Spider Frost Is Real And It Is Creepy AF

In a spider frost, no one can hear you scream.

The Strange Secret Ingredients Hidden In Your Everyday Food

Salad dressing has WHAT in it?

People Who Definitely Regret Cheating

It's way worse than just calling them "Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater."

These Are the Times When Your Dad Is the Worst

Fathers are the worst...and that makes them the best.

Guess What? You've Been Walking All Wrong's not as easy as you think.

He Took Pictures of Himself as the 'Third Wheel' For Three Years. And Then Everything Changed

Being a third wheel for three years takes a lot of bravery...bravery and sadness.

Yes, You're Doing Salad All Wrong

Salad is a lot more complicated than you thought. (Yes, it is!)

People Who Are Doing It All Wrong

When other people do things all wrong, it feels oh so right.

More Definitive Proof That Japan Runs on Nightmare Fuel

Japan is awesome...awesomely crazy.

Gross Things Every Single Person Does When They Think Nobody Is Looking

We know you're doing gross things even if we aren't looking.