Joseph Porter
Staff Writer

Joseph Porter is a writer originally hailing from the mean streets of Cheboygan, MI. He has written for the Upright Citizens Brigade, iO West, The CBS Diversity Showcase, and a few other things he isn't proud of but he needed the money. Stop judging.

Posts by Joseph Porter
There Are Two Types of People

There are two types of people in this world. Which one are you?

According to Science, This Is The Most Beautiful Person In The World

Science has found out who's the most beautiful person in the world. The answer won't surprise you!

Little-Known Facts About Your Body That Will Totally Gross You Out

Your body is a disgusting, disgusting thing.

These Ancient Pictures Prove Humans Haven't Changed In Thousands Of Years

These pictures show that ancient humans were just as bad as us!

Time Travel Is Definitely Real, And This Woman Has The Picture To Prove It

Apparently, the door to the future lies in Costco.

If You Have Any of These Rare Pokemon Cards, You Might Be Sitting On A Fortune

There are some extremely expensive Pokemon cards out there!

Scientists Believe There's Potential For Life Hidden In The Seas Of Saturn's Moon

A new study shows that one of Saturn's moons could create life.

You Had One Job: Bear Edition

I guess when you're a bear, you can get away with being a dumb dumb.

These Wolves Will Make You Howl at the Cute!

These wolf pups are little, but they have big personalities!

Completely Unrealistic Comic Book Bodies That Will Confuse You

These superheroes' bodies are ridiculous. Holy anatomy lesson, Batman!

Trees That Totally DGAF

Check out these boss trees taking over everything.

Reasons Why You Should Actually Hate Superman

Superman is the worst!!!

This Mutated German Shepherd is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen Before

This German Shepherd doesn't let his disability get him down.

These People Are Doing What We All Want to Do With Statues

These people are not respecting these dignified statues!

Octopus V-Day 'Date' Called Off for the Creepiest Reason You Can Imagine

This situation almost turned into a Valentine's Day Massacre.