Alex Firer
Contributing Writer

Alex Firer has written for for The Onion, The Onion News Network, Splitsider and is currently producing content for Jash. He's fine.

Posts by Alex Firer
This Photographer Was Told To Watch Out For Leopard Seals, But He Ended Up With A New Best Friend

This photographer got more than a great snapshot when he encountered a leopard seal.

This Cold War Home Was Built 26 Feet Underground, And The Photos Are Unbelievable

Thank goodness the world is incredibly safe now and we don't need underground bunkers anymore!

A White Lion And A White Tiger Had Babies, And They're Absolutely Breathtaking

Want to see the four cutest little white ligers in the entire world??

This Is The Richest Man In History, And Most People Have Never Heard Of Him

His name is Mansa Mula and his wealth was legendary.

Ranking The Many Incarnations Of The Infamous Joker

Who is the king of the Clown Prince of Crime?

These Behind-The-Scenes Facts About 'Stranger Things' Will Only Make You More Obsessed

Was the Demogorgon nice on set?

This Sick Tiger Cub Found The Love Of Her Life After Being Rescued From A Circus

Her name is Aasha, and while she had a hard start, she found the love of her tiger life!

Important Life Lessons You Didn't Realize You Learned Watching Your Favorite Cartoons

What can 'Duck Tales' teach us about morality?

These Classic Scenes From 'Spongebob Squarepants' Were Deemed Too Inappropriate For Television

Spongebob! You naughty sponge, you!

These Episodes Of 'Pokemon' Are So Messed Up That They Were Banned From American Television

Does it include the episode where Growlithe goes woefully off script?

You'll Never Look At The World The Same Way Again After Seeing These Maps

Who would have thought the maps we've been looking at our whole lives could be so inaccurate?

Someone Uncovered The Dark Reality Behind The Pokemon Universe, And It Makes Way Too Much Sense

You will never look at Mr. Mime the same way ever again.

The First Images From The New 'Hey Arnold!' Movie Will Transport You Back To Your Childhood

Everyone get out your football-shaped objects of choice: 'Hey Arnold' is back!

This Is What Trump's VP Pick Thinks Of 'Mulan,' And It Proves He's Just As Crazy As His Running Mate

If only this entire awful election could be people's backward opinions on Disney movies.

Here's What Your Favorite Disney Characters Would Look Like Gender-Swapped

One artist is switching Disney characters' genders left and right!