I see buttons, so I'm guessing this is a hipster... OR an extra on Drunk History.
Contrary to popular belief, this is not a picture of Mumford & Sons.
It's Samuel and his brothers.
The guy on the right is like, "Whatever. Electricity is so mainstream."
"Hi, my name is Jarvis. I'm a somber barista witch."
Quick! Somebody call the cops! This Amish guy stole Elvis Costello's identity!
That's not a question. That's the name of that guy's band.
What if all Amish people were this attractive? Woah, baby. Sign me up!
He's either the coolest Amish person of all time or the coolest hipster of all time. Either way, this guy is the coolest.
This is what I see when I close my eyes and listen to Fleetwood Mac. Is that weird?
Unless he's reading a graphic novel or Gravity's Rainbow, I'm going with Amish on this one. Tough call!
Easy one. Amish folks don't Skype. Nice try, kid!
Honestly? Your guess is as good as mine.
"Daddy, is that the spaceship that takes us to Gwanthan the Noble Lord?" Forgive me; I have no idea what Amish people believe in.
Hollywood trivia: When he's not acting in movies, JG is an Amish hipster dad.
Here's a picture of a really funny Amish comedian. His name is Weird Amos. He sings silly songs.