According to an Applebee's spokesperson, one of their most popular cocktails is the Long Island Iced Tea. This is usually in their top five sellers. Depending on the time of year, it can even be the best selling.
Long Island Tea... L.I.T. Get it? Because for the final month of 2017, these drinks will only cost a dollar each. That will indeed make things "lit." Especially when these dangerously cheap drinks cause someone to inevitably light a fire in one of the establishments.
Is this a ruse to sell more of their food? It didn't look good in that previous picture. But you get five dollars worth of one dollar L.I.T. and whatever the heck this thing pictured here is suddenly looks irresistible.
This isn't the first time Applebee's has done something this... generous? Dangerous? Dangenerous? There it is. Back in October they sold dollar margaritas all month long. They called them "Dollaritas," which isn't quite as Millennial eye-catching as Dollar L.I.T., fam.*
Okay, so the Dollar L.I.T. might not be the best L.I.T. you ever had? But for four quarters each, how can you complain? You can get terrifically trashed for the price of laundry. Heck, you should pay entirely in quarters. Why not? Make it clang when the bill arrives for these dangenerous drinks.
Yeah, yeah, drink responsibly, you know. But if we're gonna inform you on this deal (that lasts all of December in most Applebee's stores), we need to make that as obvious as possible. That said, also be sure to do what you can to help alleviate the inevitable hangover that sets in. It'll be the cheapest one you ever had, but likely also the most brutal.