"Yeah, I know King Kong... he's adorable."
The difference between humans and this chimp is about 80% muscle mass.
The Lion King left out the scene where Mufasa teaches Simba the important lesson of cable crossovers.
"Oh, were you using the Hack Squat Machine? Sorry bro, HONEY BADGER TAKES WHAT HE WANTS!"
Fido doesn't have to bark at the mailman. He just shows him his glute muscles.
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie! No seriously, throw it on, I need protein for lean muscle mass."
"What's my workout routine? Well, I start by DEADLIFTING YOUR JEEP, BRAH!"
Bruno's bullfighting career came to an abrupt halt when matadors started demanded pee tests.
How does it feel to know that this fish is more muscular than you? Seriously, A *&$%# fish!
His Cadbury eggs consist of protein powder and IRRATIONAL RAGE.
This guy is especially impressive considering there is no squat rack on earth that can fit him.
"What do you mean you have to rehydrate? You just had water last month?"
The only cat nip this guy needs is an inspirational poster signed by Tony Little.
Concerned over the way horizontal stripes made his belly bulge, Sher Khan began a serious core-excercise regiment.
"I can deadlift a dead moose! Come at me bro!"
After a heavy workout, Porky is in serious need of a carbo-load.
"Yeah, I'll have your cheese, as long as it's made with MUSCLE MILK!"
His favorite breakfast? A Seabiscuit.