People in pajamas. People in business suits. People who look like they're dressed for a night at da club. What do they all have in common? They're all taking up space at the gift shop while you're just trying to buy some gum.
I come to the airport for TWO reasons and ONLY two reasons. 1) To experience the wonders of human flight and 2) To hear the comforting recorded voice say, "The moving walkway is now ending, please look down."
15. Or Worse, When Someone Is Standing On The LEFT Side Of The Moving Walkway