A sinkhole has appeared in front of Mar-A-Lago and people are freaking out. Why? Well, Mar-A-Lago is President Trump’s Florida estate. People who have never believed in connecting the dots, destiny, signs and other mystical signs are suddenly believers.
2. Sinkholes Can Be Dangerous
OK, so in this case, the sinkhole is pretty small. The Washington Postreports that the hole is about 4 feet by 4 feet so it’s not too bad. But sinkholes can be really dangerous. People have been caught on camera falling in a huge hole when the ground suddenly collapses.
3. Sinkholes On Camera
Don’t believe me? Well then, you can watch this video with some of the scariest sinkhole moments caught on tape. Some are painful to watch!
People will find ANY excuse to make fun on President Trump, especially on Twitter, so to commemorate this sinkhole, why not pick out the best tweets of the moment? Like @Harris2Quyen who finally understood the reason behind Trump's dance in Saudi Arabia. "It was a dance to open up the portal to hell," she tweeted.
Another Twitter user felt this was a sign of the recent cuts made. "When you propose $1.7 tril in cuts to SNAP, CHIP, & SSDI and Satan comes up to tell you that even he thinks you're doing too much #sinkhole.” Yeh, people are mad.
"Trump starts fucking with mystical orbs and the next day a sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago. He has no idea what he's unleashed.” I’m not sure what he’s unleashed but this guy seems really sure about something happening soon.
Others skipped the damnation and hell jokes and went straight to the movie allusions. "Trump entered Jerusalem, and immediately a sinkhole opened up in front of Mar-a-lago," tweeted one user. "That's Indiana Jones movie type shit, right there!"
More people followed on the whole movie allusions tweets. One user thought this was a move from the one down below asking for his minion back. “Looks like SOMEONE () may be looking to take his minion back #MarALagoSinkhole” tweeted @DHSMsMorey.
Others wondered what the president would come up with to describe this eyesore on his property. "But this is a beautiful sinkhole. The best sinkhole in history. A model sinkhole for all future sinkholes."
For others, the sinkhole proved to be a life-altering moment. "I'm not religious but if a giant sinkhole opened up beneath Mar-A-Lago right now I'd join a fucking monastery." If priests had known all people needed was a sinkhole, maybe they'd have a few more converts.
Some are even calling for a new monument. "Since #Trump is all about rescinding #Monuments, I would like to propose a new one: #MarALagoSinkhole. Just imagine the Instagram shots with this monument. #Hollow