Peanut butter, bacon, banana and honey all on a raised yeast doughnut. If Elvis were still alive today, he would marry this doughnut, move it into Graceland, sing it ballads and then make sweet, sweet love to it.
Taro is a root vegetable that is considered a staple of the Native Hawaiian diet and at the core of the Hawaiian culture. Doughnuts are a high calorie carbohydrate that is a staple of Homer Simpson's diet and at the core of all that Homer Simpson believes in.
You know, a lot of people hate on coconut as a flavor and it is unwarranted. Coconut only wants to be your friend. And, if a doughnut can show it some love, then you can too. Basically what I'm saying is, accept coconut's friend request.
Salted caramel is everywhere these days. You can't escape it, nor should you try. Just learn to to live with the fact that, at some point in the very near future, there will be a salted caramel toothpaste available in your local drugstore (...If my pending patent has anything to say about it. Fingers crossed!)
6. Strawberry Stuffed Doughnut (Like, A LOT of Strawberries)
Ahhh, the blood orange: the most sensual fruit in the the orange family. It has a ”” dare I say ”” danger to it that all other oranges lack. Sorry, Navel, you are just too milquetoast to be combined with a doughnut.
When I was a kid I could never decide between Fruity of Coco Pebbles. It was an agonizing, Sofie's Choice-like decision I would have to make every time I went to the grocery store with my mom. It still haunts me to this day.
If you are worried that a sweet potato doughnut may not be sweet enough for you, let me put you at ease. First of all, they use a sweet potato. Second, there is a glaze on it. Third, and most important, it's a doughnut.
Close your eyes: Imagine yourself on a gorgeous tropical beach. The sun is shining, the sky is blue, the sand is warm, and the ocean breeze is intoxicating. You can almost hear the waves lazily lapping the shore. You sigh, pick up your highball glass...and pour what amounts to three crushed mojito doughnuts down your gullet.
The great thing is that the doughnut and beer pair great together for a fantastic morning meal...'Cause if you have never dipped a doughnut into a beer at 7am, then, frankly, you are living your life wrong.
A chocolate doughnut coated with a caramel glaze, then topped with pretzels, peanuts, M&Ms and potato chips. Full disclosure: This doughnut was created when some drunk dropped his doughnut in the snack bowl of his favorite watering hole and just said, "Screw it."
This is a gigantic doughnut stuffed with crushed strawberry Pop-Tarts and strawberry jam, then topped with marshmallow glaze, drizzled with more jam, topped with more crushed Pop-Tarts and then finished with sprinkles.
Hey, you okay? You fainted right after I described this doughnut to you. Let me describe it to you again in case you forgot. This is a gigantic doughnut...
You: "Hey, man, why did you put a bagel at the end of this doughnut list? What gives?"
Me: "It may look like a bagel, but it is actually a doughnut made to look like a bagel. That is a cake doughnut with poppy seeds that have been stuck to it with melted butter. And that thing you think is cream cheese is really frosting."
You: "My mind is officially blown. Thank you for showing me this. I love you."