Sure, he could walk the 20 steps to throw the garbage away, but with a note like this, why would he? If my neighbor left this note, I'd leave my garbage in front of the door for five days just to spite him. Or maybe even six just to be an ass. Who is the passive-aggressive one now?
Hey, hunny bunny! Thanks for the tip. Now I'm going to take it upon myself to take all those poop bags that you left in front of my door and put them on top of your car so they can bake in the hot sun. Two can play at this game, you silly goose.
Yes, this neighbor should clean up their poop, but threatening to put it in their mouth? Really? I have a feeling this isn't going to end well. I have a feeling that it will, however, end with poop in someone's mouth.
This thief should be thankful for the gardening tips. My guess however, is that there is some burglar rabbit out there that is stealing the rhubarb. I'm not sure that the rabbit is going to be able to read this sign.
I hate when people leave their clothes in the dryer. You wait a while because you don't want to get caught moving their stuff, but you have other things to do. So you quickly take their stuff out. Your heart is racing and you pray that they don't walk in as your touching their laundry. You finish and are in the clear so you bolt. Come on, you know that we have all been there.
There has got to be a nicer way to ask this, don't you think? Asshat really isn't going to get you anywhere but blocked from your driveway. Why don't we start with a "Hey do you mind moving your car?" next time and they can go from there.
This neighbor is teed off over TP and rightfully so. There is a special place in hell for people who steal other people's packages. I bet they were hoping for more than just 30 rolls of toilet paper, so joke's on them.
This note would make me want to pack up and move. And if I was stuck to a lease it would make me want to slam and slam and slam all day and slam and slam and slam all night. I didn't sign up to be in the quiet club, so don't force me into it, you hear? What is this? Some kind of cult?
Here's an idea: Tell your kids it's a skunk that lives next door and that is what they are smelling. I promise that they will stay away and never know what is actually going on in there. Until they start smoking pot themselves, of course.
Uh oh, it looks like you've been poop-shamed. And to be honest, you deserve it. Pick up your poop, especially because you've got two poopers. Sorry buddy, but you've got some seriously poop karma coming your way.