There was not a dry eye in the house when these words were spoken. A blue ugly man with a fin saying saying "He might be your father but he ain't your daddy" and we were all in tears. You guys are good! You guys are real good.
Look, a good movie makes you laugh and then makes you cry. A great movie makes you laugh, then cry, then makes you laugh again. And this movie did just that. And then it still made you walk out wishing you had a big blue mutant daddy of your own.
This meathead wants what he wants when he wants it. There is no stopping him. And let's be honest, we love him for it. And we could listen to that laugh over and over again. Can we get a Drax ring tone?
And you thought you had daddy issues. This movie made your dad look like the best dad in the world. It may have even made you call him to tell him that you miss them. Thanks Marvel for the therapy session.