I get by with a little help from my friends. Unless they try to take the last end-piece with extra frosting...then they are my enemies.
Did you know that if you play Dark Side of the Moon in unison while watching The Wizard of Oz, that cake is still just as delicious?
When learning piano, most people first learn how to play "Chopsticks." But for this, you're going to need a fork.
I ate too fast and now I have a hunk a hunk of burning indigestion.
"Nothing Else Matters" is my favorite Metallica song, and favorite thing to say when someone hands me a plate of dessert.
If you've ever wanted to be constantly asked about "Stairway to Heaven," learn how to play guitar.
Welcome to the jungle! We've got fun and games! Like Boggle and Sudoku and oops the jungle is actually my parents' basement.
One love? Sure.
One slice? Now hold on a second...
A xylophone is made out of wood. A glockenspiel is made out of metal. Hopefully, this cake is made out of neither.
Spice up your life! (Does that mean this is cinnamon flavored?)
This is pretty great, but Johnny Cash's version of the cake is way better.
"Were you rushing or dragging the frosting?" -- J.K. Simmons
At six years old, this kid is already more of a B.A.M.F. than any of us will ever be.
After all this dessert, you might want to workout for a bit. Might we suggest running, swimming or riding your BICYCLE. BICYCLE.
I like my frosting like I like my jazz: smooth.
The taste of cake love is sweet, when hearts like ours meet.
Black & red is an interesting color choice. We would've gone with black & blue.
Thanks to hipsters, vinyl records made a comeback. We also have them to thank for the cupcake craze, so maybe they're not so bad after all.
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing birthday hats. Dig in.
"Happy birthday! I got you this sweater."
Forty licks? I'm going to need way more than that.