"I don't know why I opened a pasta restaurant either, brother!"
"Whatchya gonna do, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? Whatchya gonna do when The Hulkster takes your lead role in Tooth Fairy 2!"
The exact moment when Hulk Hogan realizes that this was his only clean shirt.
"I've got no idea what to do with my hands so I guess I'll just do a half thumbs up and then kind of grab my WWF Championship and no one will notice, brother!"
"I sure hope that sound isn't Yokozuna trying to sneak up on me, brother."
The Hulkster's trying to show everyone where Lansing, Michigan is, but he doesn't really know either.
"What I wouldn't give for one of those red and yellow cowboy hats, brother!"
Hulk Hogan is confident about a lot of things, but the condition of this building's power grid isn't one of them.
To be fair, former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was the NWA champion for about five years in the 1970s.
Hulk Hogan's son may just be a head without a body, but that doesn't mean The Hulkster isn't a very proud daddy.
When you're Hulk Hogan, every day is Flag Day!
"Has anybody seen Hollywood Hogan's sunglasses, brother?"
"There's too much cream in this tiny tea cup, brother!"
That look when everyone's going out for Slurpees after the shoot and The Hulkster just tore up his last shirt.
"The dude in housewares said this lampshade would keep the sun out of my eyes, Jack!"
That moment when you realize Thunder in Paradise won't be on the air forever, brother.
"A bee flew up my sleeve, and I'm not talking B. Brian Blair! Get it out, brother!"
Hulk Hogan got really self conscious when he realized the camera had film in it.
The Hulkster has never seen a child before and it's freaking him out.
The first Hogan head is pretty concerned. The other two are just along for the ride, brother!