1989-2014: Completely unimportant.
2014-Present: Discovered the poop emoji.
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It's a text message that you can cuddle with, which is more than I can say for those 3am "U up?" texts.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend? Please, diamonds can't even smile.
Dora's backpack has one face, but this one has many faces. Probably because she hasn't downloaded the update.
I don't get it. Does sensory deprivation make the bananas taste better?
Credit: Alison Lou
This purse is available for $45, which is weird because we would have guessed it cost less than three.
Whether you're a girly girl or a girly girl, this is the hat for you!
I can finally fulfill my dream of poking someone with twin salsa dancers.
Every emoji is a work of art. Especially you, sunglasses smiley face.
I lost one of the earrings, so now I can only keep it 50.
Emojis can help you stay warm! And not just from making your phone buzz all the time.
This ring is the shi--oh, you get it.
This scarf goes with everything! Well, almost everything. There's still no unicorn emoji and that's a travesty.
This is all very cute, but just remember. It's not the emojis on the outside that count, it's the emojis on the inside.
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A toast: May this marriage be like a string of back-and-forth texts that never ends!
Leggings are back and if my Mom has anything to say about it, emojis will never leave.
"Well you see, son, a card is like a text that you can hold. And I can't believe that I have to explain that to you."
Perfect for people who love scrapbooking about their phones.
These cats love everything. Well, except Mondays.
For once, it's refreshing to hear tote be about a bag, and not be short for "totally."
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