Eating hot wings while drinking hot wing soda at the exact same time will create a rift in the time-space continuum, causing the universe to fold in on itself and destroy all of humanity as we know it.
Everyone knows that the classic flavors of dandelion and burdock (a type of plant that belongs to the daisy family) were meant to be together. They are the Ben Affleck-Jennifer Garner of the beverage world. (Or Jennifer Garner-Ben Affleck. Doesn't matter.)
Poutine is a dish consisting of French fries, gravy, and cheese curds that is popular with Canadians and foodies alike. Poutine flavored soda is a carbonated beverage that tastes like french fries, gravy, and cheese curds that is not popular with Canadians and foodies alike.
Mountain Dew has created a "breakfast drink" that looks and tastes exact like soda. So go ahead and do the Dew in the morning. While you're at it, eat an entire chocolate cake and chase it with a pack of Pall Malls.