This is spot on! I think someone needs to make a Cats/GoT musical mashup. I think we already have our cast, don't you?
And you thought Ryan Gosling was hot. Hey, Ryan Goosling! Shake your tail feather! Damn, the way he waddles around town like that is super sexy!
These battle slippers are so much cooler than ballet slippers. Can your ballet slippers go to war? I didn't think so!
Well, now how are you going to eat lamb broth? In fact, how are you going to ever eat lamb again? Those little lambies have ruined lamb chops for you for the rest of your life!
Sure, she accidentally typed "butthole." Don't be ashamed girl: everyone has got their thing. Your thing is buttholes and now you know how to knit them!
Corgis are definitely the coolest dogs to dress up. Their long little barrel bodies make them a perfect ship! Sail away little corgi, sail away!
I need that corgi and I need those shorts ASAP! Yo, your butt looks great in those! You should buy a pair in every type of wash. Trust me.
Tom Tanks VS. The Battle Slippers. Coming soon to a theatre near you. I already bought my ticket. Did you?
He was an Indian civil rights leader. She was a dangerous woman. Together they make Ariana Gandhi.
OMG bathtub pugs can brighten your whole day. They make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Can your bathtub plug do that? No way!
Move over Sailor Moon, there is a new Guardian in town. She is blonde, fierce, and can make milk. It looks like you've got some competition.
He was sour. He tasted great in water, on fruit and in salads. He was John Lemon and he was a legend. A lemon legend.
Oh wow, these are so good. Could you imagine the live-action version of this? Produced by none other than Harvey Weinstein? What a mess.
Is it possible that while they were having The Last Supper, their dogs were having The Last Pupper? Nope, not at all. But it's fun to think about.
Is it fruit? Is it meat? Either way, this mangaroo better watch out, because it looks delicious. Throw some John Lemon on there and eat up!