Hey, we all have called our significant others something pretty weird from time to time, so we should cut this person a little bit of slack. Like Mr. Grumpygills, Mr. Fuzzypaws, tuna breath...wait, we're talking to our cats, aren't we? Yeah, we're talking to our cats.
You know how you usually are. You take things way too fast. Alright, time to calm things down and play it cool, calm and collected. You don't need no man. You've got all the time in the world. Wait, what's that? He's got a stable job, a car and isn't crazy? Alright, we're in.
You know, some people would take this comment and run with it. There's all different ways to communicate one idea. Who's to say one is better than the other? To each his own, and to each his own flirting technique, we say. She got a lot of retweets, so some people must agree.
We have so many social media outlets besides, you know, everyday texting, that it makes it almost impossible to say that you forgot to text someone back or couldn't reach them. We know you're just making up excuses. We can see your active green bubble.
Well, all the good ones are always taken, aren't they? Sometimes it feels like everyone is in a relationship except us, even the eclipse. Is it because you suck at flirting? We're just trying to find happiness, okay. We hope you'll be very happy with the the sun, Mr. Eclipse. We like her too.
Alright, this one is just blatantly disregarding clear signs. Some people don't know how to take a hint. You know those people that you don't reply to for an entire year but still somehow talk to you anyway without stopping? Yeah, those people. This is one of those people.
Hey, this guy was really just looking out for her. He really cared about her physical well being, after all. We think she should give him another chance. Maybe he sucks at flirting, but he'll make sure you're always wearing a sweater, and that's just as important.
You know, flirting can come in many forms. For instance, say you really love food. Then if you're talking about food with someone, you probably really love them too. That's the way it works, right? We think that's the way it should work.
You know how we said if you really love food, you can talk about it? This person is obviously taking a leaf — or an ear — out of our book. See what we did there? Another note — don't use that many puns when trying to flirt with someone. They're too corny.
Dates are terrifying. They're basically like job interviews, but trying to get the person to like you. Just be yourself, they say. Okay, what if yourself likes to laugh too loudly and order a second glass of wine? This dating thing is a lot harder than people say.
Oh, we see what we were supposed to do. How many times have you looked back and come up with a way better comeback to someone than what you were able to think of in the moment? That's called hindsight, and hindsight is 20/20.
They say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. But honestly, why can't it be anyone? Food is great. And anyone who can provide us with food? They're great, too. Seriously, are there any takers out there? Asking for a friend.
For two people to connect, they have to have similar interests. So if someone has a dog, ask them about their dog. It only makes sense. Maybe don't tell them you spend hours scrolling through pictures of puppies on Instagram, though. Some details you can keep to yourself.
Body language is everything. Just as much of your communication is verbal as it is nonverbal. This is perfect for the introverts of the world. Just let them know what you're thinking with your eyes. You're bound to get a date that way.
You know, it's never too late. Track this person down! When it comes to love, timing is everything. Who knows, it could be your time. But also, they could already be married to the love of their life and living with three kids in Florida. Either or, really.