You like to have conversations with your dog like he’s an actual person...so what if he doesn’t really know what you’re saying? You just understand each other on an emotional level, and that’s all that really matters.
People generally don’t like coming over to your place or riding in your car because they know they’ll inevitably be covered in dog hair from head to toe by the time they leave. They’re not wrong, but at least you always have a lint roller on hand to offer your guests.
The struggle is real when you’re a dog-lover who can’t actually have a dog. But you're on it: you’re already planning out everything from where you’re going to live next so that you can actually get your puppy, to puppy names and where you’ll get the puppy from.
We’ll admit, cat memes are pretty dang funny, but when it comes to which is the superior pet, there’s really no competition. You just don’t get how anyone could want an evil, plotting cat over a cute, friendly dog who will love you forever.
Whenever you see a photo of a baby and a puppy together, your eyes automatically gravitate toward the puppy, because let’s face it, puppies are way cuter than human babies, and they don’t grow up to be whiny teenagers.
Additionally, dogs are less expensive to take of and they’ll always love you no matter what. The reasons really are endless.
9. You're Using That One Friend Just To Get To Their Dog
If you don’t have your own dog, then it’s likely that you have that one friend who has an awesome dog, whom you’re secretly super jealous of. And every time you make plans to hang out, you casually ask her if she’s going to be bringing Fido along too.
10. You Just Want To Adopt All Of The Dogs At The Animal Shelter
You already have your own dog, but you just want to give nice, loving homes to all of the other ones. So what if your roommates would hate you? You need all of those dogs in your life! If anyone complains, just blame it on Sarah McLachlan.
Yup, you’re that crazy person who sits in the corner for the whole party and pets the dog. After all, dogs are better than people, and dogs don’t get belligerently drunk and end up crying about their ex-girlfriends from four years ago for two hours straight. Crisis averted.
14. You've Secretly Considered Quitting Your Job To Become A Full-Time Dog-Walker
Let’s face it; dogs will love you no matter what, because they can’t even understand what you’re saying. Sometimes all you need is a big fluffy dog to cuddle with on the couch and listen to you complain about your annoying coworker.
Because at the end of the day, dogs and people make the best of friends!